Free Slander
The opinions, desires, and fantasies expressed in The Free Slander in no way reflect the views of anyone, nor anyone resembling anyone, living or dead, or otherwise, or even Shirley, Wayne, "Ted," or Shirley.
The Free Slander is a publication of The Royal Order of The Sons of Bluto of Cordova High, c/o F Wing, 2239 Chase Dr., Rancho Cordova, CA 95670.
Detractor-In-Chief - "Ted" Nugent
Page Editors - Harpo, Groucho, Zeppo, Chico
Reporters - Moe, Larry, Curly